How Not To Do An Interview.

Telephone interview yesterday: cellphone rings, puppy cuts paw, skips around family room (cell still ringing) spreading blood all over floor convinced I’m chasing her for fun, (cell stops rings, landline starts). Tackle dog, wrestle to floor, staunch blood with kitchen towel. Reach for phone and…it stops ringing. Reschedule interview. Bandage paw. Dog chews bandage off [...]