A friend stayed last weekend and complained that she couldn’t move her feet in our spare bed. She gave up trying when she realised I’d made the bed and she was up against HOSPITAL CORNERS.
The CORRECT way to make a bed is one of the first practical skills a student nurse learns. Patient comfort came second to making sure they couldn’t escape. Hospital corners are better than security guards. If you’re staying the night at a friend’s house in winter and she’s a nurse (past or present), I suggest you take a sleeping bag or sleep on the sofa.