I want a wife. I still want to keep my husband – I’d just like a wife too. Why? Because I’d like somebody to do the laundry, housework and grocery shopping, have my dinner on the table when I get home at night, keep track of my socks and sympathise that I started having my midlife crisis in my thirties (I was an early developer) and there’s no end in sight. Only a woman can hold down a job, organise/not lose kids and manage a house – which is why I want a wife and why I’m founding WWW - Wives for Women Worldwide. Spread the word to all the women you know. Comments/suggestions and new members welcome. Just off to load the dishwasher…
Cheers,
Michelle.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I am so WITH you on that one. (blows kisses)
October 6th, 2009 at 6:51 am
Sounds like a plan to me!!! LOL. I told my boss Karenne I was going to put an ad in the paper and this is what it would say: Desperately Seeking Woman seeks a gullible woman to take her place so she can take a long and desperately needed vacation before she has a mental breakdown. Seriously deranged only need apply. Please call 555-555-5555.
October 14th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
of course…I am biased towareds Michelle even IF she did not buy me anything on vacation (sticks tongue out at you). hmph
Hey Danielle! waves
October 16th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Karenne, I didn’t even buy anything for me while I was on vacation. Spent all my money on my red suede boots before I left! Sorry, luv. And Danielle your message made me roar with laughter. Would be interesting to see what response you got if you actually did put that ad in the paper.
Snigger,
Michelle
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:11 am
Hi Karenne! Waving from a very chilly Michigan…
Hi Michelle! Congrats on making it to #3 on the NZ Bestseller list!
Yes it would…Maybe I will just post it on my Facebook and MySpace page. See if i can get any responses…
I will keep you posted.
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